Miley is two months older than me, and she’s getting married. I’m just thinking, “Holy crap, at 19 I can barely scrounge enough money to feed myself and work my ass off at college and have no idea what my future plans are going to be when I graduate and I’ll probably end up jobless and live on the street.” And Miley’s all, “I’ve got a gagillion dollars from my Disney stint and Nicholas Sparks movie and now I’m getting married to an Aussie and will live on my one million acres with six mansions and three golf courses and an amusement park on it and will be rich forever.” What am I doing with my life?
She’s getting married? WHAT!! she’s only 19!!